Monday, February 21, 2005

Close Encounter with the Female Kind

Summer of 1981—Santa Clara, California

I wanted to improve my chances of becoming a police officer, so I decided to put myself through the Santa Clara Valley Criminal Justice Training Academy; sponsored by San Jose City College, the San Jose Police Department, the Santa Clara County Sheriff's Office and other local agencys.

While attending the Academy I met a girl from San Jose while attending a buddy's pool party. I thought she was cute and she thought the same of me so we hung out together that day and started dating shortly thereafter. It was kinda nice having a companion. She'd bring lunch to me at the academy, fix meals for me after work and invite me to stay the night with her on occasion.
On the nights I stayed with her, I slept wearing a new pair of those bikini breifs I had seen in the department store. She thought I was sexy in them, so that was cool by me. You'd think I would be a shoe-in for some sex, but I wasn't. I was still a virgin and inexperienced in the way of figuring these things out. I didn't know how to initiate the action. I was paralyzed and didn't do anything. It was miserable. I'd spent many a night with this girl, awake the whole night with a total hardon and a case of blue balls so swollen I thought they would burst. Damn they hurt.

The closest I came to having sex with her was this one night when she drove up to stay with me. By now I was frustrated over not having any sex. I was determined to get some this time. I had become more comfortable with her, so I wasn't so apprehensive about going for it as we were making out after dinner. Big mistake! She went into a tirade accusing me of being same as all men with nothing on our minds but sex. Duh! That's what guys do.

Apparently all was forgiven in the moring because all she wanted to do was sit on my crotch and dry hump me through my boxers. Well, gawd, she went wild and was screaming and moaning and shit; she was bucking like a bronco. It all scared me because she was so wild and vocal. I think she came twice, which left me with really wet boxers :)




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